Description: This is James Pants's version of a library record. James explains:
“Some guy asked me to make some music for commercials. I've tried to make music for commercials before, namely, women's razors. And I failed. So in the vein of Mort Garson, or Raymond Scott, I decided to make music for ‘different’ commercials. Maybe music like the wooden king from the Burger King commercials would like. It's all beats and little melodies. Also, one of the selling points of the record is that it helps plants enter photosynthesis on command.” – James Pants.