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#1 _Aj

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 06:59 PM

So, since a couple of cats didn't want to join in on the Text Battles. (primarily me lol)
Why not have the Hot Single contest?!

Couple of rules that I thought of were,

1. Topic. (example: Super Mario Bros., Deal Or No Deal, B-List Celebrities)
2. # Of Verses/Format of song (example: 3 Eight Bar Verses, 2 Thirty Two Bar Verses)
3. Special Battle Rules - I look at the first two as pretty standard every battle rules. But whoever wins the previous battle could pick out specific rules for the next battle. (example: quick tongue raps only, the quasimoto challenge [YEAH EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING], the t-pain challenge [ONCE AGAIN. EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING], the slick rick challenge (strictly story based. no random 16 bars of whatever you feel like saying).


Now that I've typed that out. Some of that sounds really far fetched. But I figure fuck it, let cats feel it out. We can bend or twist the rules to fit needs and things like that. Just putting it out there since people are starting to try and branch out to something more than the Beat Battles.

ALSO the other thing I'm proposing is veryyyyyyyy extended time for this. I understand it takes time to do things. So i'm saying 1 battle or maybe even 2 battles a month. And this will also give people time to participate in the other battles.

Lemme know.

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:06 PM

hell yeah.

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:29 PM

Gay...

This Is Strictly For Homos

Anyone Besides Myself Who Either Responds to This Thread Or Posts This Thread Is A Fucking HOMO

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:08 PM

I must be a homo then.

Cool idea.

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:14 PM

damnit.... this is a good idea! i might like to join, but i may not. But just because im afraid of being a fucking homo....

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:15 PM

fuck i think i just made myself a homo by accident.... i take that post back...

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:16 PM

FUCK!!!!!!! i posted again!! shit, now im a double homo.... TWICE THE GAY!!!!! o god.... what do i do, what do i do!????!???!??!!!?????!?!??

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:17 PM

DAMNIT!!!!!! THREE TIMES GAY........... IM FUCKED IM FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO BE GAY ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:18 PM

O JESUS GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!! MY COMPUTER ROOM IS TURNING INTO A GAY BAR!!!!!!! oh no..... i have no reason to live.......

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:27 PM

dear doot, god of all things heterosexual,
I never meant to post 5 times. I dont wanna be 5 times gay!!! please just forget those couple posts, master, and make me straight agian. I will do whatever it takes, even if it means making blatantly homophobic comments on a completely legitimate and harmless mesage board posts. I will do anything, ANYTHING.... even hold gurdges against decent human beings with self confidence, and then try to kill all of their self esteem by deeming everything they know and love gay. Besides, being an envious douchebag beats being one of those useless, disgusting, manfucking faggots any day...
Oh lord, I hope you will accept this apology as a testament of my heterosexuality, and you will remove my 5 times gayness.

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 10:28 PM

o and by the way, sixth and seventh posts dont count as gay.. Stones Throw has a five times gay limit, and does not allow, or see it possible, to be more than 5xGay..

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 07:40 AM

Gay...

This Is Strictly For Homos

Anyone Besides Myself Who Either Responds to This Thread Or Posts This Thread Is A Fucking HOMO


HOMOSEXUALS UNITE!!!!
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I'm down.

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 10:58 AM

I'm in...

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 01:26 PM

Dear P.R.C.,

Please Go Take a Handful of Sleeping Pills and Then Jump Into a Pool of Formaldehyde.

Thanks,
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Posted 06 August 2008 - 02:28 PM

Dear P.R.C.,

Please Go Take a Handful of Sleeping Pills and Then Jump Into a Pool of Formaldehyde.

Thanks,
-Doot


Is Doot on his period or something? He keeps getting all pissed off over nothing

#16 DJ Primate

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 02:49 PM

He's still mad at captaincookie.

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 02:57 PM

Dear P.R.C.,

Please Go Take a Handful of Sleeping Pills and Then Jump Into a Pool of Formaldehyde.

Thanks,
-Doot

oooooh so unflinchingly harsh...

Doot your shock value humour stinks of 1994 when Chris Morris was doing it ...and it was actually funny.

#18 DJ Primate

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 03:10 PM

Come On Doot Forget About Captain Cookie Stop Being All Mad And "Funny" All The Time. It's Not My Fault You're A Hater

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 03:25 PM

oooooh so unflinchingly harsh...

Doot your shock value humour stinks of 1994 when Chris Morris was doing it ...and it was actually funny.



What Is This A Fucking Comedy Contest?

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 06:08 PM

so when do you guys want to start this?

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 06:13 PM

I know!

Let's have the Quas contest.

(Shouldn't bee too hard for Captain Cookie, :mellow:)

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 02:06 AM

so when do you guys want to start this?



depends on whoever's down for it.
don't wanna stop people from doing any other battles they're involved in.

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 02:07 AM

I know!

Let's have the Quas contest.

(Shouldn't bee too hard for Captain Cookie, :huh:)



LOL.
i'm all down for that.




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