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#1 HELLOKITTY

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 06:12 PM

I just lost my virginity. IT WAS AMAZING! I was surprised it felt so amazing. It was nothing special just straight up missionary. I hadn't masturbated in 2 weeks though so I barely held it in until she orgasmed. BUT I DID and it was brilliant. IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


When did everyone else and how?

#2 AeorosolBreath

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 06:18 PM

are you dan smith's alter ego?

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 06:48 PM

I doubt she came, young buck you probably lasted 3 strokes.

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 06:51 PM

dude thats wrong.......but good for you....

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 07:13 PM

is it just me or is this board getting wierd tonight?

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 07:24 PM

was it like this


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Posted 10 February 2008 - 07:39 PM

youre a guy and your name is hellokitty?

hmmm

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 07:43 PM

was it like this


Sweetback bitch. Why does a guy...who uses the alias HELLOKITTY...feel the need...to discuss losing his virginity...and then asking others... when they lost theirs?

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 09:02 PM

You should have kept masturbating up until you did it. hahaha.

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 09:11 PM

not gonna lie it wasnt till about the 3rd or 4th time that i broke the 5 minute mark so i admire your skills.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 04:35 AM

Threads like this usually contain URL's to various websites you need a credit card to visit.. ^_^

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 05:11 AM

other topics posted by the alias known as hellokitty

black friends:

I am a frequent user of these boards, but I want to post dumb ass shit so I made this name. Who am I? You'll never know.

SOOOO I'll ask the question that has haunted most of you. Do you have many black friends? Are you close? Do they consider you down?

Have you ever been worried you didn't have enough and it looked bad since you are a hip hop fan. Are you friends with people just because their black? Ever have sex with a black girl?

^_^

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dick size:

What is errbody working with? Girls you can say your mans.

I'm posting it up with a 6.5. Not crazy impressive but it still gets the job done. Can't complain with what my momma gave me.

#13 DJ Projexion

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 06:26 AM

other topics posted by the alias known as hellokitty

black friends:

I am a frequent user of these boards, but I want to post dumb ass shit so I made this name. Who am I? You'll never know.

SOOOO I'll ask the question that has haunted most of you. Do you have many black friends? Are you close? Do they consider you down?

Have you ever been worried you didn't have enough and it looked bad since you are a hip hop fan. Are you friends with people just because their black? Ever have sex with a black girl?

:P

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dick size:

What is errbody working with? Girls you can say your mans.

I'm posting it up with a 6.5. Not crazy impressive but it still gets the job done. Can't complain with what my momma gave me.

'NUFF SAID! ^_^

And why were you so surprised pussy felt good? It was your home for nine months asshole!

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 07:39 AM

I doubt she came, young buck you probably lasted 3 strokes.


truth.

and this topic's kinda fucked up.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 09:18 AM

Aah, I totally forgot about those other threads.. :mellow:

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 11:33 AM

I only vaguely remember my first time, but i do remember he was a lovely lad, ever so gentle. I was about 13 and i was walking through the subway on the rough side of my estate. Some dude about 45ish with a beard asked me for the time and i said "yeah mate its quarter past........" my memory goes a bit fuzzy after this point. I remember waking up in a field with a bump on my head, jam round my mouth and my pants round my ankles. I also had the overwhelming feeling that i'd been "made a man" finally. I walked home floating on air with a big grin on my face, buzzing i was. Happy days........

:mellow:

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 11:54 AM

what the fuck are you people saying???

this is fucking unacceptable people.

you really shouldnt be talking about THIS kind of stuff in here. This guy/girl is either a fucking freak or a 16 year old.

shame on all of you.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 11:56 AM

nah fuck it. this is funny.

i lost my virginity raping a 12 yr old girl last week. the bitch was loving it... had to punch her in the mouth so she wouldnt scream though...

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 11:57 AM

This is just getting better :lol:

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:01 PM

I just donkey punched wifey. she went down hard... :lol:

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:01 PM

I just donkey punched wifey. she went down hard... :lol:

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:02 PM

chill Scabs oh great god of the meassage board i beseach thee grant mercy on our perverted souls

I just made that shit up i wasn't really raped by some hobo. I seen Montel the other day about some serial rapist and the second girl he did was a virgin, and she was like 23 and really hot. right before he raped her the first time she pleaded "no please i'm a virgin" like it was gonna help her cause

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:03 PM

this is what losing your virginity should be like...

#24 Scruffy Murphy

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:05 PM

yo patch thats ace i am mailing that to my missus right now. cheers

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:08 PM

yo patch thats ace i am mailing that to my missus right now. cheers

good init?

David Firth is a genius.
his christmas special is tremendous.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:17 PM

and now a quick health reminder

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 12:48 PM

This guy/girl is either a fucking freak or a 16 year old.


well if they were 16 that wouldnt exactly make him/her a minority on here

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 04:45 PM

DON"T BE HATIN! Seriously foos. I thought youd be proud of me since I FINALLY did it. BUT NOOOOO. Were all a family here. Bonded by our love for J Dilla, Madlib, MF Doom, real hip hop (Rakim/Big Daddy Kane/Wu etc) and pooping on Dick Cheneys chest.

LOLOL JK!

And everyone hating on my name (HELLOKITTY) this is actually DOOM ADDICTS! LOLOL

SUPPORT REAL HIP HOP AND THE REVOLUTION! DO IT BY HAVING SEXXX! My GF is korean and she is freaky nasty. Hopefully next time well do it other positions.

Ok question so the condom worked perfectly. But I put it on the wrong way at first so some pre cum might have gotten on the end. Reason to be worried?

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 04:52 PM

DON"T BE HATIN! Seriously foos. I thought youd be proud of me since I FINALLY did it. BUT NOOOOO. Were all a family here. Bonded by our love for J Dilla, Madlib, MF Doom, real hip hop (Rakim/Big Daddy Kane/Wu etc) and pooping on Dick Cheneys chest.

LOLOL JK!

And everyone hating on my name (HELLOKITTY) this is actually DOOM ADDICTS! LOLOL

SUPPORT REAL HIP HOP AND THE REVOLUTION! DO IT BY HAVING SEXXX! My GF is korean and she is freaky nasty. Hopefully next time well do it other positions.

Ok question so the condom worked perfectly. But I put it on the wrong way at first so some pre cum might have gotten on the end. Reason to be worried?

oh man YOUR FUCKED! (pun intended)

naw dude dont trip.


not to stir things up but... HOW do you really know she's a virgin??? Chicks are VERY good at convincing.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 04:53 PM

DON"T BE HATIN! Seriously foos. I thought youd be proud of me since I FINALLY did it. BUT NOOOOO. Were all a family here. Bonded by our love for J Dilla, Madlib, MF Doom, real hip hop (Rakim/Big Daddy Kane/Wu etc) and pooping on Dick Cheneys chest.

LOLOL JK!

And everyone hating on my name (HELLOKITTY) this is actually DOOM ADDICTS! LOLOL

SUPPORT REAL HIP HOP AND THE REVOLUTION! DO IT BY HAVING SEXXX! My GF is korean and she is freaky nasty. Hopefully next time well do it other positions.

Ok question so the condom worked perfectly. But I put it on the wrong way at first so some pre cum might have gotten on the end. Reason to be worried?

why the name change... B)




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