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#1 miss stress

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:00 AM

FEELS DAMN GOOOD


CAN I GET AN AAAAAAAAMEN!!!!!


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Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:11 AM

FEELS DAMN GOOOD
CAN I GET AN AAAAAAAAMEN!!!!!
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AMEN!!!!!!!!!

That always is fun....

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:36 AM

easier with tits, you get an amen but without caps.



amen.

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 11:21 AM

I was in traffic court one time and this kid was up for driving a car without i.d. and proof of insurance. The judge said, "Because this is your 1st time I can have it taken off your record if you pay the small court fee." ($80)

"No."

The judge then looks at him like he's retarded. "Ok... why?"

"Because it wasn't my car I was driving, it was my friend's car."

The judge continues to look at him like a retard. "You were driving it anyway. Alright have it your way... $800" (cracking gavel)

I wanted to laugh so bad, but I knew I needed to keep it to myself, so I was just sitting there turning red and convulsing trying to keep composure. Stupid f*ck.

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 11:52 AM

I'm currently waiting on the result of a VA ticket. I got pulled over and got two speeding tickets in one stop. Hopefully I can beat it since it's my first speeding ticket(s).

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 12:43 PM

easier with tits,


I'd like to think it was my warm, bubbly personality and cunning "manipulation" skills...


I should get at least a capital 'A'. Thank you :)


The judge continues to look at him like a retard. "You were driving it anyway. Alright have it your way... $800" (cracking gavel)

I wanted to laugh so bad, but I knew I needed to keep it to myself, so I was just sitting there turning red and convulsing trying to keep composure. Stupid f*ck.

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The number one issue with court is people not following SIMPLE ASS directions or asking questions after they CLEARLY repeated thing over and over.


It's really comical, I think I snickered a few times and out right laughed once.

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:35 PM

I'd like to think it was my warm, bubbly personality and cunning "manipulation" skills...



Amen to that! :)

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 04:49 PM

AMEN!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 04:51 PM

I got i ticket for riding my skateboard without a helmet :P

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 04:56 PM

I got i ticket for riding my skateboard without a helmet :P


A skateboard can have you running into all kinds of assholes and shitty situations. I know.

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 05:01 PM

yup

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 09:39 PM

HALLELU-JAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YES ANOTHER ONE


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Posted 24 October 2009 - 10:38 PM

I got i ticket for riding my skateboard without a helmet :(


what?

that sucks.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 03:50 AM

I got i ticket for riding my skateboard without a helmet :(


How would they enforce that though? I know if I'm ever out for a skate and get caught, it's "no officer I don't have any ID, I don't like to skate with things in my pockets" then it's straight up false details and I'm off with a fine that belongs to no one.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 04:18 AM

HALLELU-JAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YES ANOTHER ONE


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what do you do to have them consistently beaten like that ?

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 04:23 AM

I know if I'm ever out for a skate and get caught, it's "no officer I don't have any ID, I don't like to skate with things in my pockets" then it's straight up false details and I'm off with a fine that belongs to no one.


Knowledge dropped.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:12 AM

I'm currently waiting on the result of a VA ticket. I got pulled over and got two speeding tickets in one stop. Hopefully I can beat it since it's my first speeding ticket(s).

ayeeee another dude from DC on the STMB :(
yeah cops have nothing better to do here, you can get speeding tickets for going 5 over

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 06:24 AM

Knowledge dropped.


Just make sure it's something you can remember though, I've had a few friends give false details then the cops ask for the details again. You get that wrong and it's a trip to the station till they can verify your identity. Plus a "falsifying information" or something like that on top of your other fine. :(

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 07:10 AM

Similar thing happened to me a while back.
Got a ticket for one of my tail lights being out. Type of thing where there is no fine, just fix it and have the ticketing officer sign off. Then bring it to the courthouse and pay a small fee of like 3 dollars for processing or some shit and then bring it to the sheriffs office for finalization or some shit. It was ridiculous all the shit I had to do.
Well I get it fixed, get it signed, and pay the courthouse. It is like 4:59 when I walk out and I still have to have it finalized by the sheriffs office which luckily was in the same building. But I was too late and they had closed.
Went the next day and was like look, I got it fixed got it signed and paid for yesterday but I didn't have time to come over here and finalize this shit. Lady was like well then you have to pay a $150 late fee.
I almost shit myself. $150 bucks for a non moving violation. What the fuck?
I was like listen lady I don't have money for you legit.
She said well then you have to go to traffic court and try to fight this.
I was like fight what the ticket or the late fee.
She said I had to get the ticket dropped or some shit.
So I set a court date, show up. The cop had to be there to and we meet eyes and he looking all pissed and shit like I'm calling him a liar or something.
They call my name, me and the officer go up to the judge and he asks me how I am pleading and I said guilty.
And he was like alright well what is the deal. I told him the story about the late fee and he checked the dates on the ticket and my reciept and dropped the whole thing.
I was like whats up.
Take that shit to trial bitches.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 01:41 PM

Just make sure it's something you can remember though, I've had a few friends give false details then the cops ask for the details again. You get that wrong and it's a trip to the station till they can verify your identity. Plus a "falsifying information" or something like that on top of your other fine. :(


Yeah, I know. I have a few standard aliases since I was a teen. Street names have changed a lot over the years. I often worry that I have some kids out there but they could never find me cause their moms don't know my real name. :D

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:31 PM

I got i ticket for riding my skateboard without a helmet :D


you can get one for riding a bike at night with no lights here.i've only been warned though
seems like an excuse for other things

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:33 PM

How would they enforce that though? I know if I'm ever out for a skate and get caught, it's "no officer I don't have any ID, I don't like to skate with things in my pockets" then it's straight up false details and I'm off with a fine that belongs to no one.

first and formost congrats stress!!

chunky, ive tried that, cause truth is i hate having my wallet in my pocket, but saying no id instantly creates suspicion. kinda bullshit.

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 01:37 AM

what do you do to have them consistently beaten like that ?


EASY

I put off my court date as many times as they let me in hopes that the officer might do like they always do and think "all black people look alike" and not remember me


It worked. That fool had no recall

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:37 AM

EASY

I put off my court date as many times as they let me in hopes that the officer might do like they always do and think "all black people look alike" and not remember me


It worked. That fool had no recall


Awesome. Love it when the man gets beat.

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:58 AM

EASY

I put off my court date as many times as they let me in hopes that the officer might do like they always do and think "all black people look alike" and not remember me


It worked. That fool had no recall

not sure if I got it correct .the officer didn't recognize you in court ?
I didn't know they had to be in court just for a ticket

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Posted 27 October 2009 - 06:19 AM

EASY

I put off my court date as many times as they let me in hopes that the officer might do like they always do and think "all black people look alike" and not remember me


It worked. That fool had no recall

That's tight

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Posted 28 October 2009 - 08:20 PM

not sure if I got it correct .the officer didn't recognize you in court ?
I didn't know they had to be in court just for a ticket


Well yea, the officer has to show because your the plaintiff pleading your case and he is the defending the city you got the ticket in

When you get a court date if the officer does not show it is automatically dismissed, that's what happened the first time.

Now, if the officer shows he/she can either go through with the trial and your basically FUCKED or he/she can plead "No recall" which means he showed up to get paid but he doesn't remember enough about the case to go to trial.

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Posted 28 October 2009 - 08:21 PM

Awesome. Love it when the man gets beat.



Yea for once racial profiling works

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Posted 28 October 2009 - 08:50 PM

Well yea, the officer has to show because your the plaintiff pleading your case and he is the defending the city you got the ticket in

When you get a court date if the officer does not show it is automatically dismissed, that's what happened the first time.

Now, if the officer shows he/she can either go through with the trial and your basically FUCKED or he/she can plead "No recall" which means he showed up to get paid but he doesn't remember enough about the case to go to trial.


uh...ok
I forgot how big of a business the "justice" system is in the us

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 09:48 AM

Seriously, it should never be a line wrapped around the building to get into a court house, concert maybe but courthouse really???



This some bullshit

I better beat the ticket, again




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