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#1 James Frank.

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 04:06 PM

yo guys, i think you should check this fresh kid out -- i heard he spits hot fire like nobody's business!

 

 

 

those racists at XXL failed once again to include this amazing young man on their Freshmen '15 list...they're just scared cause they know he would tear the skin off their ballsacks in a real man-to-man cypher.  i want him tattooed on my face to look more handsome!


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Posted 24 June 2015 - 04:20 PM

Prediction. Addicted to crystal meth by age 25.
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Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:17 PM

Yung Lean >



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Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:22 PM




this is what those people in Hype are

and I hate them



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Posted 24 June 2015 - 09:31 PM

Id get involved in a MattyB at this point. I like him more than the garbage out there. Id love to see him do some covers of real underground joints. I think hed even grow a following. Id love to get him on a dark and gloomy track.

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 10:57 PM

Id get involved in a MattyB at this point. I like him more than the garbage out there. Id love to see him do some covers of real underground joints. I think hed even grow a following. Id love to get him on a dark and gloomy track.

 

I really hope this is a joke



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Posted 25 June 2015 - 07:54 AM

Not entirely. Id like him to do a cover of this::


https://m.youtube.co...h?v=hpmbsJg8ZaI

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 11:51 AM

...Well, at least "drunk as f*ck"  lil' shark wrote his own lyrics and got his own flow hahaha...



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Posted 25 June 2015 - 12:07 PM

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Posted 25 June 2015 - 12:25 PM

GPB, that cover of "Juicy" is making me cry tears of joy over here...

 

i mean, can you imagine the struggles this poor kid had to overcome to make it like this?!  he had to sit in Kohl's for THREE HOURS while his mom went through the entire Boy's department picking outfits for him.  and this was back in the dark days when all his...doubters (?) told him he'd never amount to nothing -- back when he only had 10,000 subs and his ma could only afford 5 pairs of Nikes for him :(

 

i also love how he changed Biggie's lyrics:

 

"time to create/ blow up like my show dates/ born sinner -- the opposite of a winner/ 'member when i used to say 'what if?' at dinner"


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Posted 25 June 2015 - 12:54 PM

I thought you gave up smoking weed.
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Posted 26 June 2015 - 09:14 PM

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Posted 27 June 2015 - 05:05 AM

Remember Rappin Duke?

No because it came out 25 years before I was born, and the Biggie song that referenced it came out 15 years before I was born.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:03 PM

i'm keeping this thread alive whether you like it or not, STMB.

 

 

↓ this one made me laugh out loud in my basement as i kept saying "oh no!"...i mean really, though -- exploiting retarded kids for empathy views?  that's fucking gross man, his parents are disgusting people.

 

 

"look at how good and charitable we are -- we made this little girl's life by allowing her to sit and...eat pizza (?) with THE one and only MattyBRaps."  (don't forget to support all things MattyB by going to www.mattybraps.com/shop and picking up yourself an awesome MattyB t-shirt... .01% of proceeds go to the National Association for the Advancement of Retarded American People)

 

 

they need to give that poor girl what she really wants, and stop beating around the bush...they need to let her grab a handful of them MattyB-balls and smash them together like clackers :lol: hahahaha



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Posted Yesterday, 10:24 PM

 

if laughter is the best medicine, then MattyB is like my personal cure for cancer and AIDS combined

 

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Posted Yesterday, 11:03 PM

 

 

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Posted Yesterday, 11:22 PM

you guys!!!!!

 

there's actually a REAL rapper named Matty B....and he's from Australia too.

 

 

that makes MattyBRaps's success like 1,000,000,000 times even MORE hilarious :lol:

i can't deal with this...there's just too much funny.

i'm falling in a k-hole of laughter over a fucking 12-year old






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