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#61 JenMisun3

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:55 PM

Meh...not trippin' too hard here.



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Posted 25 June 2014 - 07:01 PM

Good luck with the nursing Jen, that's a noble profession. I don't actually think you are BroKing, but if you could do a 'not BroKing' photo of some kind, It would make massive lolz.

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 10:04 PM

Ok, I would like Jen to stay, however, and I am just helping the trolls here Jen so please don't think I am working against you.....


BUT WHAT IF !!! ... She was her, all along, then became Bro King at a later time. Now, she is could say, "I'm not bro king" cause she is Jen. But she was Bro King.



I think y'all just want to see her boobs.

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 10:38 PM

Yeh boobs with Not BroKing written across them so the nipples make the o's. That could work.

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 01:22 AM

Everyone thought Kayla was a 14 year old girl because she said she was over and over all over the deep corners of teh Internetz. When 'she' was finally arrested though 'she' was a 25 year old dude who was ex-military.

Y'all need to remember one of the most important rules of the web and that is:

There are NO girls on the Internet!
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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:07 AM

We are all BroKing (drops mic)


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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:12 AM

I am Broking!

 

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 12:00 PM

5 Things you did not know about Broking

 

 

1. Broking’s emotional instability is infectious.

 

Forget almost every Broking post you’ve ever seen. Sure, the STMB probably was previously not on a magnified emotional elevation, but the effect his posts have on the psyche is a pervasive, enduring, and inflexible pattern of maladaptive inner experiences that ultimately result in pathological behavior. The group conscience drop dating from the Broking age proves it, and I must emphasize that without early treatment, symptoms from exposure to Broking may worsen. Retards seem to have fabricated trolling in the end of the 20th century, perhaps inspired by bullies, flawed egos found refuge online long before Broking’s time. This trending wave of old-mania echoes louder in each new troll.

 

 

2. Broking had excellent hygiene.

 

Between trolling boards and masturbating to the hateful words of enemies, Broking must have stunk like the dick of Satan, right? Quite the opposite. Recent excavation of Broking’s apartment has turned up razors, combs, a toothbrush, and even ear cleaners. Broking also bathed at least once a week - much more frequently than other trolls of his day - and even enjoyed moisturizing his skin with lotion.

 

 

3. Broking used a unique method to reach a climactic orgasm.

 

Clean freak though he is, Broking had no qualms about harnessing the power of human waste products. He would collect a fungus called Tinea Cruris, also known as crotch rot, from his groin and boil it for several days in urine before pounding it into his asshole. The sodium nitrate found in urine would allow the material to loosen and numb the skin allowing Broking full anal access.

 

 

4. Broking buried his dick in man butt and died.

 

There’s no denying, Broking loved men’s asses - so much that it was a great honor to be balls deep in one. In the Troll community, every honoree is entered in or initiated through festive and gaping realms of ass. Finally a distinguished and prominent troll, Broking was pledged and given all the gay ass he could handle. Surrounded by the one thing he loved, Broking finally got to get it in and then passed away.

 

 

5. Broking spent most of his life farming.

 

This may come as a disappointment, but for most of Broking’s life he brandished a scythe, not a keyboard. True, somewhere along the line he turned into a malevolent and suicidal middle aged man who only clicked off message boards to beat the shit out of his dick, but the vast majority of Broking’s life was spent peacefully sowing barley, rye and oats - at least for part of the year. He also raised cattle, goats, pigs and sheep back then, one can only assume that he’d fuck his livestock as well.


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Posted 26 June 2014 - 04:10 PM

^ I nominate that for post of the year!

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:45 PM

But Broking is Diddy ?



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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:54 PM

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 10:02 PM

I need more evidence. Nothing disproves the possibility that BroKing could've ripped of diddy's post for trolling purposes. That kind of post seems routine for KTT anyways.



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Posted 26 June 2014 - 10:55 PM

Ok, I would like Jen to stay, however, and I am just helping the trolls here Jen so please don't think I am working against you.....


BUT WHAT IF !!! ... She was her, all along, then became Bro King at a later time. Now, she is could say, "I'm not bro king" cause she is Jen. But she was Bro King.



I think y'all just want to see her boobs.

 

she'd be like the Hobgoblin for trolls.  maybe we all just set her on a self-destructive path where she starts to look into the philosophy of the Broking and finds his secret hideout and becomes obsessed to the point where she begins donning a Maya the bee thumbnail and creating threads about what lady parts smell like...


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 01:50 AM

Nothing disproves the possibility that BroKing could've ripped of diddy's post for trolling purposes..


That was essentially his M.O.for awhile, he would just copy and paste shit he found from better trolls and would try to pass it off as his own.
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Posted 27 June 2014 - 07:39 AM

she'd be like the Hobgoblin for trolls.  maybe we all just set her on a self-destructive path where she starts to look into the philosophy of the Broking and finds his secret hideout and becomes obsessed to the point where she begins donning a Maya the bee thumbnail and creating threads about what lady parts smell like...


Really kind of shocked that you have NO DOUBHT that she is Bro King. I don't funk it's him. I think its just a weird coincidence. But you realise you are being a cock block for all the losers on this forum that we getting binders for her.

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 08:37 PM

Yah...wuttup. Sorry haven't been on here much due to me having a job and getting my shit together for applying for my program. I'm sure you all have jobs and are not basement dwellers. Have fun still obsessing over whatever the hell this shit is.
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Posted 28 June 2014 - 08:41 PM

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 09:12 PM

Only someone who doesn't have a job would say they have a job on teh Internetz...
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Posted 28 June 2014 - 09:25 PM

LoL

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 09:27 PM

"This shit", I will have you know Jen, is the awesomest board in town.


Now let's see some TiTTiESSSSSssssss!!!

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 09:34 PM

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Go motorboat some GREAT, NEW YORK BOOOBS.

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 11:10 PM

3 pages and no ones mentioned Brokings terrible use of english suddenly changed over night, and he can spell and put sentences together. If your blocked on here your IP comes up, and the ST bots don't let you make another account as they can see the attempts being made, so saying that. Anyone going to welcome Jen ? or you all gonna play Sherlock backwards. 


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Posted 29 June 2014 - 12:32 AM

^what he said.



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Posted 29 June 2014 - 04:38 AM

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 08:30 AM

IF, Jen is Bro King... That dude is siiiiiick. Buffalo Bill style.
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And of course, if Jen is Jen and not Bro King, we just chased away the only chick on here to share her life with us.



#WitchHunt is on!

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 08:49 AM

[madlib facepalm]



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Posted 29 June 2014 - 08:35 PM

i stand by my theory.  but really, i don't care either way...this thread's pretty funny though.  breathing a little bit of life back into the board at least.


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