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#1 mangoes cash

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:29 PM

So, here is a video from the NFL combine. It clearly shows our equality for all, first openly gay, potentially, professional football player, with a boner, walking around the combine.

I have played on plenty of sports teams. A dude with a boner is a freak. Not someone guys are into... Unles were talking about hockey players.

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My opinion is, it's not a good idea because exactly that, he is walking around sexually aroused. How this dude was the best defensive player in college is a mystery. Maybe the other teams were scared of his protruding schlong.

Anyhow, I would not draft him as I would fear the disruption in the locker room. Call me old fashion, but its like female UFC fighting. I just don't like seeing chicks fight.
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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:34 PM

you really expect anyone to click that link?
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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:58 PM

Maaaaybe that's what your boners look like mangoes, but I'm pretty sure that's just a run of the mill spandex bulge. Cmon son

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:07 PM

Mm. That was hard, leanin to the left. A bulge is one thing, something protruding out is another.


Anyhow. Its interesting point of discussion. Whatever. I am watching conan. LoL

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:10 PM

That shit happens all the time though. There are tons of pics of professional athletes with awkwardly situated bulge issues or what look like boners. And him being gay or popping the occasional woody isn't going to effect his playing ability.

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:44 PM

It's I'll be interesting. He does have the potential to break a lot of barriers. Maybe I am in the wrong, maybe he joins a team, and whatever, whatever... But, on the other side, 1) dudes, may just be straight up uncomfortable. As a GM, do I risk that? 2) what if he has the hots for a team mate? I guess there is the potential for some gay sex among team mates. What if they fall in,love? What if they fall out of love? Turmoil?

I don't know. It's going to be interesting tho, becuase dude clearly has a stiffy. It not fully realeased but his little sam is excited.


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Reminds me of the jr high boners I got out of the blue, trying to conceal em.

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:51 PM

Reminds me of the jr high boners I got out of the blue, trying to conceal em.


Lol, yep. And then "... mangoes, could you please come up to the board and solve this math problem?"

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 10:02 PM

Exactly.
For me tho it was on the bus.... "And here's your stop mangoes. Time to get up and walk thru the crowd to exit!"

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 10:15 PM

Exactly.
For me tho it was on the bus.... "And here's your stop mangoes. Time to get up and walk thru the crowd to exit!"


Haha, yeah. My middle school was in the boonies, so I had to get up mega early to get picked up, so being all sleepy, hitting all those bumps, with my backpack on my lap, awkward woody town

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 06:02 AM

Call me old fashion, but its like female UFC fighting. I just don't like seeing chicks fight.

Call me new fashion, but I think allowing females to fight in the UFC was one of the best things to happen for the sport. Those chicks really throw down! They don't pussy foot around and play it safe like a lot of their male counterparts.

Ronda Rousey dropped this bitch with a knee to the liver Saturday:
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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:24 AM

Call me new fashion, but I think allowing females to fight in the UFC was one of the best things to happen for the sport. Those chicks really throw down! They don't pussy foot around and play it safe like a lot of their male counterparts.

Ronda Rousey dropped this bitch with a knee to the liver Saturday:
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Yah yah,
I just havent gotten comfortable yet with chicks pounding on each other. Whatevs.

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:32 AM

Call me new fashion, but I think allowing females to fight in the UFC was one of the best things to happen for the sport. Those chicks really throw down! They don't pussy foot around and play it safe like a lot of their male counterparts.

Ronda Rousey dropped this bitch with a knee to the liver Saturday:
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I love that females are fighting in the UFC. Rhonda is fun to watch. She scares me an excites me at the same time...

She fock you up quick, two times:



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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:44 AM

The thread's title should just be changed to "Boners," just "Boners."

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 01:01 PM

I love that females are fighting in the UFC. Rhonda is fun to watch. She scares me an excites me at the same time...


See that's the thing, they kick ass and a lot of them are pretty boner-worthy outside of the ring.
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Posted 27 February 2014 - 01:03 PM

This is the only awkward boner pic that matters.

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Its true, tho, maybe this thread should just be awkward boner pics. We all had em and there is tons of supporting evidence on line.
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Posted 27 February 2014 - 01:33 PM

His boner just wants that pizza.
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Posted 27 February 2014 - 01:43 PM

See that's the thing, they kick ass and a lot of them are pretty boner-worthy outside of the ring.

http://instagram.com/p/kx87ctBjNR/

http://instagram.com/p/k5UMXRhjHo/

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:04 PM

She scares me an excites me at the same time...


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:44 PM

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WHY IS THIS A THREAD??!!???!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!
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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:15 PM

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WHY IS THIS A THREAD??!!???!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!


Dude! That gif! I have one too. I don't even know what this shit is from.

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 11:33 PM

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 03:12 AM

WHY IS THIS A THREAD??!!???!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!


BC cash is a homophobe.

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 04:18 AM

It's I'll be interesting. He does have the potential to break a lot of barriers. Maybe I am in the wrong, maybe he joins a team, and whatever, whatever... But, on the other side, 1) dudes, may just be straight up uncomfortable. As a GM, do I risk that? 2) what if he has the hots for a team mate? I guess there is the potential for some gay sex among team mates. What if they fall in,love? What if they fall out of love? Turmoil?


Haha

Wasn't it just last year that an NFL player shot his girlfriend, then drove to training and shot himself right in front of his team?

Maybe straight players are too much of a risk then?

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 05:46 AM

Yah I guess.
I don' know.
I guess I just think there is potential for awkwardness that if I were a gm might make me think twice.

@Sunny I am not a homophobe but over the top gays do make me uncomfortable. Just like if I were surrounded by hard core Juggalos. Not my scene.

Dion Sanders just said there were gays in every team he played on. Just not open. I wish him the best. As I say, he will probably be drafted somewhere and has the potential to change the cultures mindset. We shall see. Boners and all.

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 06:30 AM

Those weird baby mask gifs are ruining my boner

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 11:45 AM

So Sam was drafted by the Rams.







That is all.

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 11:47 AM

just put 2 and 2 together to realize this boner guy is the same openly gay football player guy...

 

(i don't pay very much attention to sports)



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Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:00 AM

Sam's Boner


Here I thought only women and ' queens' discuss topics like this. This is interesting....he shaking it like a red nose too

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 12:27 PM

I'd put him on offense and tell him to run crotch first.

See how many dudes to to tackle him.

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:00 AM

Sam, was drafted by the Rams.


Still can't get over that. What are the odds? 30-1 I guess. Still tho, so appropriate.




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