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#1 captaincookie

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:04 PM

What does Jesus and a Slut have in common?











They both get nailed on a Good Friday.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:08 PM

why do police dogs lick their own asses?

to get the taste of ****** out of their mouth.

(yeah, REALLLLLY bad...)

#3 SneakyWalrus92

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:30 PM

Q: How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
A: Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.

Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
A: God gave him his gas bill.

Q: What's the best part about 6 year old girls?
A: After you're done with them, you can turn them over and use them as 6 year-old boys!

And finally:
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.


I have no discipline... >_>

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:41 PM

Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
A: God gave him his gas bill.



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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:51 PM

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:56 PM

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A Dead Baby in a clown costume.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:02 PM

Q: What's the best thing about fucking 26 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.

Q: What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old?
A: Getting blood on your clown suit.

Man walking through the woods at night with a little boy.
BOY: "These woods sure are scary!"
MAN: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:11 PM

Q: why doesnt jesus play hockey?
A: Cause he keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Q: Why dont u see any black people on a beach?
A: Cause cats always bury them in the sand.

Q: How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A: Give them a basketball.

and...


" Did you hear about the new german oven? "








"It seats six"

#9 SneakyWalrus92

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:14 PM

Q: Why won't a black guy use aspirin?
A: He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

Q: why are Aspirins made white?
A: you want them to work, don't you?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You take her to a round ball shaped room and tell her to find a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: When she tells you she found one.

I have no morals... >_>

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:27 PM

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Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:44 PM

What do black people and apples have in common?

...They both hang from trees :angry:

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:05 PM

ya'll like fish sticks?

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 11:19 PM

Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since Macauley Culkin slept over

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 02:51 AM

-What is faster than a speeding bullet?

A Jew with a cuppon.


-Why there is no mexicans on Star Trek?

because even in the future they won't work (hahahahaha)

-How do you know Noah was a White man?
No ni*** could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens

-What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!!!! (ohhhhhhhhhh!)

-What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
A turban!

-How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway

-What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

-What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 06:53 AM

Q:how do you crucify a spastic?
A:on a swastika!

not really offensive but might mate told me this one the other day...

arnold schwarzenegger's wife comes home on easter sunday to find him down in the dumps.

"whats the matter arnie?"
"no one got me any easter eggs......"
"thats a shame. so do you not like easter any more then?...



"dont worry, i still love easter baby!"

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 08:41 AM

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK ON THE MOON.....


Micheal Jackson fucked little boys

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:16 AM

What's the difference between a 11 year old and a fridge?

A fridge doesn't scream when you put your meat in it

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 08:00 PM

little girl walks into the bathroom as her mother's getting out of the shower. upon seeing her naked, the little girl points at her mother's tits and says "what are those?!". "these are my breasts", her mother replies. "Well, when do i get em?" the little girl asks, which prompts her mother to sit her down and give her the whole schpiel - when you turn a certain age you'll start to see changes in your body, blah blah blah, periods, the whole deal. Upon being bombarded with all this information, the little girl just says "okay" and walks away, and both she and her mother get on with their day.

The next day, the same little girl walks into the bathroom again, but this time, her father is the one getting out of the shower. She sees his manhood and yells "what's THAT?!" and her father replies, "that's my penis". the little girl asks "when do i get one of those?" and her father answers "AS SOON AS YOUR MOTHER GOES TO WORK!"

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 08:03 PM

little girl walks into the bathroom as her mother's getting out of the shower. upon seeing her naked, the little girl points at her mother's tits and says "what are those?!". "these are my breasts", her mother replies. "Well, when do i get em?" the little girl asks, which prompts her mother to sit her down and give her the whole schpiel - when you turn a certain age you'll start to see changes in your body, blah blah blah, periods, the whole deal. Upon being bombarded with all this information, the little girl just says "okay" and walks away, and both she and her mother get on with their day.

The next day, the same little girl walks into the bathroom again, but this time, her father is the one getting out of the shower. She sees his manhood and yells "what's THAT?!" and her father replies, "that's my penis". the little girl asks "when do i get one of those?" and her father answers "AS SOON AS YOUR MOTHER GOES TO WORK!"


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Posted 12 July 2009 - 08:12 PM

hahahahahaha what a response

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:12 PM

how can you fit 50 jews in a mercedes benz????








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Posted 12 July 2009 - 10:08 PM

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A Dead Baby in a clown costume.

i lol'd.
I will let you guys know what hell is like. :rolleyes:

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 10:26 PM

Wow y'all know alotta Pedophilia jokes.... That's not just offensive, but just plain sick.... :rolleyes:

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 04:29 AM

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