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#1 DJ Projexion

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:39 AM

In honor of one of the funniest movies of the year, I wanna hear some crazy, funny, death-defying hangover stories. What was it like waking up that morning and piecing together the events that lead you to that horrible state?

I'll start it off:

11:00 AM - wake up to a monstrous headache, notice crusted substance in my hair. Walk to bathroom, look in mirror. Turns out substance in my hair was dried blood. Start to recall being struck in the head with something, but last memories were of drinking vodka straight from the bottle and then arriving at a bar. So I call some of my friends to find out what happened....

Turns out I got thrown out of said bar for falling all over the place and acting stupid. Then while walking to my car I apparently broke a small light post by shaking it which landed on my head, didn't phase me one bit.

Now it gets interesting, my friend said I refused to let him drive and got in the car with him in the passenger seat and took off. From there I went straight down the wrong way of a one way street. Of course there was a cop parked on a side street and he pulls me over. The whole time I was strangely confident that we were gonna get through this no problem.

As the cop walks over to my car, my friend notices blood slowly running down my forehead. He tells me about this and I quickly wipe it off as the cop approaches my window. Cop asks me where I was coming from. The bar. Were you drinking. Yep. We were on a main road so he directed me to pull off to the side street. Now apparently even at this point I'm still assuring my friend we are getting out of this. Cop takes my license and registration.

After some time 3 more cop cars pull up, then the cop comes over in a hurry gives me back my stuff and hands me a ticket for going down the one way street. He tells me to get someone else to drive next time and then takes off with the other cops.

Turns out a brawl had just broken out in front of the bar I got thrown out of and all the cops in the area rushed over. I found this out from my other friends who stayed behind after I got tossed.

After all that, I pulled into a gas station and passed the fuck out. My friend managed to get me home safely thank god.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 10:44 AM

woke up with wet clothes on only to remember id pissed myself whilst awake in a club


went to bed fully clothed and according to my gf refused to take them off woke up naked except for socks and my clothes in the front room soaked from where i had thrown them in the shower then folded them neatly up

woke up xmas day just gone with a black eye and cuts all over my hands and arms from were id been twatted and had a mirror smashed over my head

woke up with sore back from falling in the bath and sleeping there

woke up chewing gum in hair pissed pants vomit everywhere

woke up outside my house on the pavement with the postman going past



etc etc etc etc

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 10:58 AM

woke up outside my house on the pavement with the postman going past


Hahaha.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 11:09 AM

Hahaha.



oh and that was outside my parents house who live in some desperate housewives type pretty suburb!

neighbours loved it! :lol:

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 11:35 AM

that's hillarious.

Most I've managed is a night ending in me trying to punch my mate Passmore in the face for no reason, followed by alcohol poisoning and a 3 day hangover where I could barely walk or eat and not be able to stop shivering during the first 24 hours or so.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 01:39 PM

woke up in my friend's basement full clothed and wearing my fucking gigantic triple five soul winter jacket, the heater was on and i was drenched in sweat. no recollection of how i got there, all i could remember was taking shots with my other friend the night before at his older sister's friend's house. My friend who i was drinking with is half-asleep talking to himself so i wake him up and ask him if he can remember last night. He looks at me and starts laughing like a fucking maniac. I ask him what so funny, he said that I after he stopped taking shots i finished off the rest of the vodka straight out of the bottle, and then proceeded to make out with the younger sister of his sister's friend, the sad thing is that she was a fat ugly black chick in my health class. Then he said i slapped her in the face because she bit my tounge and that i ran into the bathroom and tried to sit on the toilet but accidentally stepped in it, then frantically jumped in the air and hit my head on the very low ceiling and passed out with one foot in the toilet, then later he woke me up and walked me back to my other friend's house.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 01:44 PM

Not much of a story but one Christmas eve I got so twisted at this underground party that I had a hangover that lasted 3 days. I had a headache and I couldn't keep food down. I think I had exhaustion. I was only home for a few days and when I left the whole family got a bad case of diarrhea. They blamed me for getting them sick since I was so ill. Thing is, I didn't have the heart to tell my mom I was hungover on Christmas, so I took the fall for their sickness.

FUCK! :unsure:

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 02:51 PM

woke up with an asphalt burn/scratch on the right side of my forehead: so im drunk ass shit, after drinking some rum STRAIGHT, NO ICE, NO SODA, NOTHING and then drinking scotch STRAIGHT, NO ICE OR SODA. i was dared to walk in the street in my underwear. the crazy part is, i'm thinking in my head, "these motherfuckers think im SOOO fucked up, that i'll do it. i'm gonna do it anyway, but NOT cuz i'm fucked up. i'll do it cuz i'm crazy" so im thinking that shit and i started laughing uncontrollably; so much so that i lost my balance, fell on my head, and passed out. i woke up a while later, still on the ground and with my head throbbing.

i got up, took off my clothes and went thru the streets in my underwear!

now mind u, i was in another country, so doing that type of shit will get u thrown in jail for A COUPLE OF DAYS!

after that i kept drinking, and i got so drunk i started hiccuping. that's when all my buddies got me some water, and something to eat cuz they thought i was gonna die. at that point, all i could remember was certain things; like i would open my eyes, see something and then pass out.

in the morning, i was taken down to my house on a motorcycle, the dude behind me was holding me so i wouldn't fall. got home and passed out until like 2pm. woke up, still dizzy, slurred speech, slow reaction time and everything until i fell asleep in the night.

after that, i said never again... lol

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 02:54 PM

unfortunately this one was quite recent.

woke up with huge brown streaks in my unders which reminded me of the giant crap i took in some random persons front yard on my walk home. apparently there was no tp in this persons front yard.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 03:07 PM

Not much of a story but one Christmas eve I got so twisted at this underground party that I had a hangover that lasted 3 days. I had a headache and I couldn't keep food down. I think I had exhaustion. I was only home for a few days and when I left the whole family got a bad case of diarrhea. They blamed me for getting them sick since I was so ill. Thing is, I didn't have the heart to tell my mom I was hungover on Christmas, so I took the fall for their sickness.

FUCK! :unsure:


haha that's fucking hilarious, it kind of reminds me a story this kid from colorado told me. So this kid that he knew had the house all to himself for a weekend, his mom was staying at some casino/hotel whateva. So he's like yes! tantric fuck sessions with his girl all day. So they were gettin at it and the girl's like "hit me from the back, I want to try anal baby!" so he's like aight im down. After a couple of minutes the girl starts complaining of a stomach ache, but she's like its not that bad don't stop, so again he's like aight. Then after i couple minutes she straight up shits on his dick and starts having full body bowel movement convulsions and there is shit all over the basement carpet. The guy is like WTF?!?! what did you eat today?!? And she says oh i had this fucking gigantic mexican brunch with my grandparents, and hes like WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE A SHIT BEFORE?! and shes like my bad, but what are we gonna do about the shit stains all over the carpet, and hes like we'll call a carpet cleaning place. They call them up but it costs some insane amount for cleaners to remove large stains, and they're cheap teens with no money so they don't got enough dough. So when the girl's mom comes home she blames it on their chocolate labrador (chocolate, how ironic haha) and said he shit all over the carpet while he was sleeping. So the mom takes the dog to the vet and puts him down!

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 03:10 PM

^^ Fuck, that's harsh! haha

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 05:44 AM

Letting the dog take the fall for your girl's ass eruption? Not cool. Some great stories up in here.

One of my close friends is a raging alcoholic, he's got enough stories to write a book. Here are some classics:

Dude passed out in bed eating ice cream out of the container, woke up with melted ice cream all over his bed. B)

Crashed a college party (just to get drunk for free) gets shitfaced, passes out. Wakes up later when everyone's sleeping, goes to take a piss. Ends up pissing on some dude sleeping on the floor, dude gets up and punches him in the face. He stumbles back to the room he was sleeping in and slams the door, passes out again. In the morning he wakes up, notices blood on his shirt (nose was bleeding). Goes around the house yelling "who the fuck hit me in the face?!" Dude comes forward, "I did, but you pissed on me last night" So he says "I did? Oh, my bad" :lol:

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:49 AM

my mates are worse than me

my mate went to bed rotton then woke up to be sick spewed in his sink then sat down to take a shit until he realized the toilet seat was down and he squeezed out one discusting sloppy wet shit all over him and the seat

spent an hour out of his head trying to clean it up

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:08 PM

My mate got pissed as fuck and then ate some hash cakes one night. He was absoutley battered and started watching A Clockwork Orange with one of my other mates. This freaked him out so decided to go have a bath (fuck knows why). My mate goes up stairs a little while later to find out where he's gone and found out that he ran a bath, got in it, and then puked all over himself whilst in the bath and then kind of passed out. My mate (who was also wasted) had to unblock the plug hole, clean out the bath and get his mate back to normal before his parents got back.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 05:40 PM

woke up, 6 am at the bottom of the stair case of my friends house after a party with blood on my forehead and puke all over me. i guess i was blacked out and acting crazy someone was trying to restrain me and i broke loose and fell down smashed my head on a glass table, got up and fell face first down the staircase and smashed my head on the metal railing and then puked in these two kids shoes who happened to be actual TWINS hahahaha. so when i woke up then i was coughing a shit load and this dude was threatening to beat my ass if i didnt get the fuck out of the house right then so i left and walked home still wasted. good times!

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:04 PM

Hamburgers and Hangovers don't mix... :D

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:51 PM

Woke up in my friend's parents room with the worse head ache of my life, absolutely covered in vomit,
lying in the master bdroom in the space between the bed and the window, 32 degree (thats celcius) sun is beaming in at my face,

sit up see his parents bed absolutely covered in vomit, all over the thing,
say to myself FUCK he is gonna lose it, what the fuck was I doing last night, luckily his parents are away.

piece together the night, remember falling out of a taxi puking, it was a van and I puked as I was falling out, fell into my own vomit, then crawled down the street vomiting till I make it to my friends frontdoor, then blank.

found my wallet and all its contents spilled all over the bathroom floor as I walk out of the master bedroom
the alarm then goes off and I call my mate being like "Im at your place your alarms going off", He replies "your at my house wtf?"

next thing I know im curled up in a ball in agony on the floor, alcohol poisoning had to take monday off work it was so bad.

my mate comes home look in his parents room and loses it then comes into the lounge where im sittin in darkness breathing slowly, and before he is about to scream at me, he goes, "Wow there is no amount of pain I can inflict on you that by the looks of things you aren't already feeling"

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 11:27 PM

Woke up in my friend's parents room with the worse head ache of my life, absolutely covered in vomit,
lying in the master bdroom in the space between the bed and the window, 32 degree (thats celcius) sun is beaming in at my face,

sit up see his parents bed absolutely covered in vomit, all over the thing,
say to myself FUCK he is gonna lose it, what the fuck was I doing last night, luckily his parents are away.

piece together the night, remember falling out of a taxi puking, it was a van and I puked as I was falling out, fell into my own vomit, then crawled down the street vomiting till I make it to my friends frontdoor, then blank.

found my wallet and all its contents spilled all over the bathroom floor as I walk out of the master bedroom
the alarm then goes off and I call my mate being like "Im at your place your alarms going off", He replies "your at my house wtf?"

next thing I know im curled up in a ball in agony on the floor, alcohol poisoning had to take monday off work it was so bad.

my mate comes home look in his parents room and loses it then comes into the lounge where im sittin in darkness breathing slowly, and before he is about to scream at me, he goes, "Wow there is no amount of pain I can inflict on you that by the looks of things you aren't already feeling"


that vomit shit sounds like some straight exorcist shit., haha gross.
im glad i dont drink.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:36 AM

and then puked in these two kids shoes who happened to be actual TWINS hahahaha.

bwahahaha priceless.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 12:32 AM

Have a lot hungover and this is the last and worst of them:

It's the last year of my life as a college student. We decide to have a really wild party. Next morning, mom wake me up in early..... on the street and surround by strangers. I am wearing a helmet and racing clothes which aren't mine (I never race ever once all my life). My face is full of my own puke. I didn't have a clue how I end up on the street nor where my cloths and bike are. The last thing I remember is a beer glass (full of vodka) in a restaurant and full of chicks.....

That properly is the last hung over of mine. I have take an oath not to get drunk ever again.





PS: It turns out that the racing gear is belong the father of my friend's girlfriend. We (me and the dudes) decide to move the party to her house after the restaurant. Her dad put the racing cloth on me and he kept my bike and clothes for me (he did join our party that night too), before called a cab for us to get home. I have never been so embarrassed when I met him to return his gears and get mine back.

Until this very day, I still have no idea how I end up on the street after that. None of my friend have a clue or remember anything after boarding the cab. One big mystery of my life ^^
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 09:14 AM

great topic.




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