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#1 DJ Projexion

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 01:37 PM

I was inspired by shakey and jeebus to start this post to lighten things up a bit. So let's break it down, what do we like big, small, natural, fake, aereolas, what?

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 01:41 PM

I'd like the time to quote a lovely poem on the subject at hand which I highly agree with, by a fellow named Rock Baby:


Titty man gone wild
Titties, titties, titties!
I love me some titties
Big titties, small titties, skinny titties
Tall titties, titties sagging down
Titties juicy and round.

I love me some titties
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
I like those titties with a dark nipple in the middle
And ohhh! When they jiggle
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle
Iggle, iggle, iggle, iggle
Iggle, iggle, iggle.

Breasts-ises
B-R-E-A-S-T-S--ISES
Just another name for those titties
You see they come in all shapes and sizes and forms
The average person don't know 'em like I know 'em
This goes for the ladies, too
Who've had titties
All their life.

I can tell the difference between a real titty, a fake titty
A too-young titty
And a titty that's ready and ripe
'Cause I'm a titty man
Hell, I could tell your future
If you just let me hold those titties in my hands.

You see, it does something to me when I see and hear a bra snap
When those titties stand out
It makes a brother like me
Moan and groan and slooooobber at the mouth
Especially when they're naked and pressed up against my chest
It makes it difficult to choose the type of titty that I love the best.

It could be old titties, swoll titties, titties hanging loose
Titties that look like fruits
Titties fully grown
Titties made of silicone
Tittes that make you always wanna hold her
Titties that you can throw over your shoulders.

Titties, difference colors, and I need them
Tittes on people who don't need them
Mean titties, sad titties
Titties that make you wish you had titties
Perfect titties squeezed together
And pushed to the front.

Now if I had a pair of titties
Those would be the type of titties that I'd want
Because I looooove me some titties.

I like 'em on the beach
In the sand
And when it's hot at home
I like to lick those titties in front of a fan
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh..

Whether in a regular, laced or fuzzy bra
I like those tittes that belongs to super stars
And for those ladies with those titties swoll like 2 balloons
I like to stick my face between 'em and go.

Bur-bur-bur-burrrrrrrrr!

Because I loooooove me some titties
LORD!


Thank you.

#3 shakey finch

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 01:47 PM

I was inspired by shakey and jeebus to start this post to lighten things up a bit. So let's break it down, what do we like big, small, natural, fake, aereolas, what?



now THIS is a thread! im sure the girls on here wont like it but . .

i like small tits,straight up! alot of the girlfriends ive had have had small ones they think your just being nice when you say u like small but i really do just more than a handful is good i used to go with a girl that basically just had nipples totally flat chested that wasnt good when the lights were off you would wonder if you had a guy in your bed not like id know . . no honestly i dont! :P ,i hate them big fuckin saggy jelly like fuckers i also hate large nipples

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 01:49 PM

I like small tits, but one time I got with a girl that had a nice big firm rack and it was nice. So I guess I like both, not too picky. If a girls fit, I think big is maybe preferable. Girl has to be fit for the mostpart though.

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 01:50 PM

Small Tits, Big Asses...It's all about the Ass.

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 02:01 PM

big ass is definitely a plus!

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 02:12 PM

I like em big, i lik em small, What I really like tho is when the tittles fit the body. You know what im saying?
the tits are proportionate to her hips and asss...

ooweee!
me likey big time.

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 02:20 PM

I like them when they're all pushed-up and jiggly with some cleave showin', when the girl walks up and you can catch that ripple effect.

blop blop blop

I like titties in the rain
I like titties on a train
I like titties in a box
I like titties with a fox

(oYo)

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 02:31 PM

to quote Dave Chapelle:

"she was lookin real good - not good in the traditional way - but you know, titties poppin out of the turtle neck"

breasts are rarely a bad thing. It's safe to say that titties are indeed an above average element overall.

#10 DJ Projexion

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 02:40 PM

I see there's quite a few teenie tittie lovers on here, thats cool but I gotta say I love me some big bouncing naturals. Maybe cuz I was breastfed till I was 8 years old. :P But as someone said, gotta be proportioned just right. Cleavage is also great, I could stare at cleavage all day long, must be the whole mystery thing going on.

Whose got the best celebrity titties: movies, music, politics, whatever?

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:16 PM

What I really like tho is when the tittles fit the body. You know what im saying?
the tits are proportionate to her hips and asss...


True dat. Nothing worse than a really skinny girl with a huge chest ... it just doesn't fit.

No fake ones, I'm not down. I like them anywhere from small to medium, hold the tan lines please.





Whose got the best celebrity titties: movies, music, politics, whatever?


Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:20 PM

Catherine Zeta-Jones


Of course you meant Salma Hayek....

http://serv2.imagehi...9_Salma_Bra.gif :lol:

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:20 PM

how about poker player /actress

jennifer tilly
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imagine playing across form that?!

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:26 PM

Of course you meant Salma Hayek....

http://serv2.imagehi...9_Salma_Bra.gif :lol:


No, I meant CZJ. Selma Hayek is cool but I've seen them TOO many times. I like a little mystery.

Jennifer Tilly looks (and sounds) like a man. ;)

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:34 PM

I thought this thread was about the TITS graf crew. How about bring the word back to mean cool again? That record is tits.

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 04:37 PM

yah i know, but i was thinking of best well known tits and i didnt thinkof Selma (clear winner) :lol:
and Tilly has been all over tv with her poker and you have to admitt her tits are nice even if her voice is fucked.

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 05:47 PM

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 07:49 PM

big tits are nice under a shirt but when you take em out the nipples are all stretched and ive even see stretch markes on the tit thats just not nice so im gonna have to go ahead and say im a fan of the b cup

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 07:54 PM

I feel like I'm on family Feud right now and should be getting points for my answers

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Posted 08 December 2006 - 08:35 PM

survey says!




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